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Weldon, Colorado Travel Brochure

Weldon is a friendly town, where everyone knows everyone, and nobody cares. Badgered by the law? Working on an alias? Weldon is the place for you. If your neighbors bug you, just shoot 'em in the head. We also have bald eagles. And, one post office. Honey, we even got our own matadors, which, we call cowboys. You want restaurants, we got restaurants. Looking for rice? Sure, we have Chinese food. 

If you're planning on staying, we got good jobs and plenty of prisons. Please move here, especially if you are Indian, because we need a casino. 

(100 minus the title- HAH)

By: Valerie Fausone

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